The Mustache Man

CHAPTER ONE MUSTACHE MAN

 

FIRST INTERVIEW

            “You are Peter Vargas.”

            “Yes.”

            “And you have a nickname. I see here it says”

            “The Mustache Man.”

            “And you got that nick name because”

               “When I lived in San Francisco some friends said they saw me disappear. Before I dematerialized this pencil thin mustache I used to have would quiver in the air. “Good-bye mustache man,” they would sing in drunken unison.” See you when I see you.” They knew I would return. For awhile they knew that.”

            “Can I talk to these friends of yours?”

            “They were just homeless guys with names like Big Bob, Dirty Ed, Sucky Sally. No name guys with washed out identities on the streets.”

            “So Pete, can I call you Pete?”

            “Sure.”

            “You can’t show me how you do this disappearing act of yours, can you?”

            “ It just happens when…”

            “Yes?”

            “When I’m overwhelmed, everything is too much around me. Everything comes at me too fast and I get this sensation.”

            “Are you all right?”

            “It’s just that you’re the first person I’ve ever talked to about this. I know what you’re thinking.”

            “What am I thinking?”

            “That I’m crazy.”

            Carlton looked up from her laptop. Her eyes were dark blue. She didn’t blink.

            “I don’t think you’re a nut case. What I think”

            “What?”

            “You know what I’m thinking, don’t you?”

            “No.”

            “That you’re a very confused man who has…”

            “Tell me.”

            Carlton shook her head gently, took out a box of chocolate mints and sucked on one of them. She offered a mint to Pete. He waved his hand to dismiss the offer.

            “You’ve seen doctors?”

            “In and out of hospitals all my life. Hospitals are my second home. I learned to play guitar in a hospital in Phoenix. Neuro surgeons, psychiatrists, wellness specialists, sexy cheerleaders in pale blue uniforms with too much lipstick and dogs to soothe me.”

            “And they all told you what?”

            “Black outs of course. I never really disappear I just think I do. I just black out and wake up hours, days, weeks later in a bus, on a train or a plane.”

            “A plane. How do these experts explain you’re getting past security?”

            “Somebody messed up. Remember that boy who ran away from his parents and got all the way to Rome?”

            “Yes. I heard about that. He was a very smart boy.”

            “I’ve just got some part of my brain that’s missing. I can’t establish continuity from moment to moment and from place to place.”

            “So you’ve had chronic alzheimers since you were a baby.”

            Pete rocked back in his beautifully comfortable black recliner and laughed. It was a deep rich laugh.

            “Yeah that’s me. An absent minded professor who forgets where he is and where he’s going. He forgets who he is and winds up just traveling.”

            Pete got up, stretched and yawned.

            “Trouble sleeping?”

            “Most of the time.”

            “Do you time jump?”

            Pete laughed. “Don’t have the time. Just space jump. It gets very embarrassing.”

            The young women who called herself Detective Carlton Jamis (Carlton for short) typed softly on the keys for awhile.

            “I’m recording your voice, is that all right?”

            “Go ahead.”

            Carlton fiddled with something.

            “Look. I don’t know how you found me or why you bothered to look me up, I don’t know why you even thought it was important to find me. How did you find me? I’m never in one place long enough to keep an address.”

            “Read this.”

            Carlton printed out a few pages from a site she’d been skimming then handed the print out to Vargas. He leaned back in the recliner, his six foot six frame sticking out and his frayed black boots showing a few holes.

            “Chance Montclair is looking for me?”

            Carlton nodded.

            “She said there was a pattern to your disappearances. She found out my interest in these disappearances then connected on this site.”

            Vargas laughed softly. “Disappearing acts. Sounds like I’m part of a traveling circus. An old time freak show except it’s on line.”

            “You’re not the only one.”

            Pete sat up and stared at Carlton.

“I’d like to meet these others.”

            “You’re looking at one of them.”

            Carlton smiled. Then she vanished.

 

CHAPTER TWO ONLINE MUSTACHE MAN

Vargas sat and waited patiently. For reasons he didn’t understand until later, much later he didn’t leave this underground place called “The Vault.” He got up after awhile and walked up ramps and examined exit signs and didn’t go through them. He walked inside a tomb of steel and black velvet interrupted by pockets of shadow and light created by rows of lap tops. He wasn’t surprised by Carlton’s vanishing act. He was just interested.

            For the first time in his life of thirty eight years he didn’t feel completely alone. Besides, Chance Montclair was looking for him. And if she was looking for him so were Jewels, her six year old little girl and that crazy old bull dog Bert that had once pulled her out of a flash flood and saved her life.

            The Mustache Man felt strangely comforted.

            ………………………..

            Carlton returned hours later. Not that Pete Vargas kept time. He carried a cell phone but rarely if ever answered it. He couldn’t stand the electronic storms surrounding him everywhere he went. Anyway he didn’t need to know what time it was. Time was a ticking bomb and he carried the flow of the hours, the interruptions of the weeks, the years the seconds inside his skin. Time was always running out for the Mustache Man.

            He never knew when he’d be whisked away into the darkness of no memory-a place where space folded up and collapsed. He never knew when he’d surface and gasp for air.

            He knew Carlton had been gone for hours. He could feel the flow of time.

            Something very peculiar was going on down here. Why was this young women in her late twenties taking the time to probe him for his life? Who was she really? She called herself Detective Carlton Jamis and she ran a storage data center. Then she had disappeared without warning. He had to find who was interviewing him and why she wanted to help him.

            “Very peculiar,” said Carlton when she reappeared in her chair.

            It was as though she’d never left.

            “I haven’t been gone for hours Pete, just a few seconds. We can live out weeks and return in milliseconds.”

            “I never saw you leave.”

            “ Were you lonely?”

            “No.”

            “You’ve been looking at the data on the screens.”

            “Yes. Detective Jamis…”

            “Carlton, just Carlton.”

            “Are you an angel?”

           

CHAPTER THREE ON LINE MUSTACHE MAN

Carlton shuddered. For a moment Pete thought she was going to disappear again. Her small shapely body wavered in the air and her eyes poured out liquid dark fire then quickly returned to their inquisitive stare.

            “Pete, if there were angels on this earth we wouldn’t announce ourselves, would we?”

            Vargas began to walk up the ramps. Now and then he stopped to look at the screens that appeared to stream out of Carlton’s master monitor.

            “Yes, I’ve been looking at the data on these screens. What do you do here, Carlton?”

            “I study gaps in past cases, unsolved cases.”

            “Is that why there are so many dates with minutes seconds places and hidden links within those place marks?”

            “Yes.  

            “I hunt for gaps.”

            “For what?”

            “I study gaps in patterns-events, people…and now and then I solve a crime, usually a very old crime by noticing one of the gaps in the evidence.”

            “You’re an archivist of past inconsistencies.”

            “You don’t sound like a drifter.”

            “There’s a lot of very interesting people on the streets. We’re not all mentals, though of course I’m classified that way.”

            “Of course.”

            “And you disappear like me?”

            “When I’m called.”

            “Detective Jamis, that’s a very odd thing to say. Who calls you?”

            Carlton smiled. In the darkness that enveloped them both (Except for the light from her monitor and the screens that floated all around them) her smile had a slight shimmer to it.

            “All the screens are in black and white.”

            “Color distracts me.”

            “Why am I really here, Detective Jamis? Am I part of an experiment?”

            “Chance Montclair has been searching for you for years.”

            “I can’t go back to Chance and Jewels again and that bulldog Bert.”

            “Why?”

            “I can’t break her heart twice.”

           

CHAPTER FOUR ON LINE MUSTACHE MAN

“I’m ready.”

            “For what?”

            “To hear your story.”

            “Only if you’re ready to tell me yours.”

            “I don’t have a story. Just a small town girl who didn’t do well in school until she wandered into computer labs at a community college and began to convert data into patterns. I haven’t been married, I’ve never had a boyfriend and the only man who ever interested me is Detective Robert , my ex partner. Please Pete, tell me your story.”

So every time Pete probed Carlton would probe back. All right. If that was the game he would play. He had to get back to Chance and Jewels and Bert. Maybe Carlton knew the way

“Do you have all night?”

            “I keep my own hours down here.”

            “And when I finish my story and if I don’t disappear in the middle of it?”

            “I’m going to close up the Vault and take you to meet my ex-partner, Detective Robert , ex detective Robert .”

            “If I refuse?”

            “Pete, you have no choice.”

            “Why?”

            “Because you have nowhere to go until you return to that woman, her little girl and their bulldog who are waiting for you.”

            “And if I vanish in the middle of my story? That’s what happens. The pressure gets too great and I just disappear. Is that what happens to you, Carlton? Is that why you disappear?”

            “I told you Pete, I disappear when I’m called. And the next time you disappear Mustache Man I’ll follow you and bring you back.”

            “Who are you, really?”

            “I’m just a Detective in charge of storage data with has an ex partner who didn’t know when to quit.”

She wouldn’t admit she was an angel but Pete Vargas who had been meeting angels disguised as mortals all his life didn’t believe her. He’d let that go for now.

“What does any of this have to do with me?”

           

CHAPTER FIVE ON LINE MUSTACHE MAN

            “Two ten and eleven year old boys disappeared during a choir rehearsal one day. They were never found. My ex partner, Detective Robert Schulman (he calls himself Shul) lost his career because he believed the choirmaster, Marlston, who told him an incredible tale.”

            “Does this case have a name?”

            “Godbaby.”

            Pete Vargas had had enough of Carlton’s strange, cryptic answers. He wanted to go home.

            “You don’t have a home, Mustache Man.”

            “Would you stop doing that?”

            “What?”

            “Breaking into my thoughts.”

            “Old habit. I didn’t think you’d mind.”

            “Why?”

            “Because you have the same ability.”

            Pete looked at Carlton. If she was an angel she had been gone too long from a place she yearned to return to but somehow knew wouldn’t take her back, not just yet. Actually Pete didn’t care any longer whether Carlton was an angel working in a place called The Vault monitoring data for odd gaps. He’d seen stranger things and met stranger people.

            “See?”’ said Carlton. “You can do that. I don’t even have to speak to you, do I?”

            Pete shook his head.

            “How long?”

            “Long, long time.”

            “Why not just strip my mind for my story?”

            “Because I’m recording your voice Pete Vargas and sending every word as you speak. Skype.”

            “For who?”

            “For Chance. She knows you won’t let her see you. She wants to get as close to you as she can.”

            Pete got up and leaned over Carlton’s screen. He saw a woman with long red hair and a little girl with large black eyes and a dog who was a throwback to bulldogs in the nineteenth century, solid, massive without the drooping jaws of the artificial breed that passed for bull dogs. They sat there staring at him.

           

CHAPTER SIX ON LINE MUSTACHE MAN

“Two ten and eleven year old boys disappeared during a choir rehearsal one day. They were never found. My ex partner, Detective Robert   lost his career because he believed the choirmaster, Marlston, who told him an incredible tale.”

            “Does this case have a name?”

            “Godbaby.”

            Pete Vargas had had enough of Carlton’s strange, cryptic answers. He wanted to go home.

            “You don’t have a home, Mustache Man.”

            “Would you stop doing that?”

            “What?”

            “Breaking into my thoughts.”

            “Old habit. I didn’t think you’d mind.”

            “Why?”

            “Because you have the same ability.”

            Pete looked at Carlton. If she was an angel she had been gone too long from a place she yearned to return to but somehow knew wouldn’t take her back, not just yet. Actually Pete didn’t care any longer whether Carlton was an angel working in a place called The Vault monitoring data for odd gaps. He’d seen stranger things and met stranger people.

            “See?”’ said Carlton. “You can do that. I don’t even have to speak to you, do I?”

            Pete shook his head.

            “How long?”

            “Long, long time.”

            “Why not just strip my mind for my story?”

            “Because I’m recording your voice Pete Vargas and sending every word as you speak. Skype.”

            “For who?”

            “For Chance. She knows you won’t let her see you. She wants to get as close to you as she can.”

            “Why won’t they talk to me?”

            “You can see them but they can’t see you. They’re listening.”

            “Why did you do that? I want to hear their voices. I miss them goddamn it, who are you to make decisions for me?”

            “I protect those who interest me.”

            Pete Vargas began to pace. He ascended the ramps with his long stride. Carlton’s voice followed him.

            “You can kiss them with your story but you can’t hurt them. That’s why you left them, didn’t you?
            “People die around me.”

            “They’re waiting for you to explain, Pete, why you disappear.”

            “Then I should begin at the beginning.”

            “Always the best place.”

            Pete sighed. It was a shivery sigh. For a moment the Mustache Man felt   change pull him in a thousand directions. For the first time in his life he resisted the changes. He didn’t disappear. He was talking to Chance again and Jewels and Bert and he couldn’t hurt them. He was safe in The Vault and they were safe from him. He was safe with this young woman who called herself Carlton.

            So he began at the beginning. His birth, who his parents were, the “Place” he’d grown up in until “they” decided to eject him from their midst because his very touch was like hot coals.

 

 

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